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Birch Knight Fungus

‘It really is almost perfect, you ought to see it.
‘Yes, just the bedrooms we wanted. The girls won’t have to share anymore. You can imagine how they’ll feel about that, can’t you?
‘No, they haven’t really complained that much about sharing their bedroom, mostly they complain about having their clothes borrowed.
‘Oh, they’re both as bad as each other! The first hint of an outing of any kind and they’re scrabbling through each other’s clothes looking for something to wear.
‘I’ve no idea! They go shopping together and, as far as I can see, they buy almost the same things, yet the minute one of them picks something out from their joint clothing, the other insists it belongs to them and they were about to put it on.
‘I don’t imagine that having their own rooms will solve the clothing problem, but we can hope.
‘Yes. There are two big reception rooms downstairs.
‘Mmm, I’m hoping we can have computers and TVs in the one room and keep the other as a technology-free zone.
‘Oh well, I can dream.
‘There’s just the one problem really, I’m sure we can learn to live with it, though.
‘No, I wouldn’t say it was a deal breaker.
‘Well, it’s the location.
‘Oh no, quite rural. It’s not that. It’s just that, you know, tradition and all that.
‘Call me old fashioned if you like, but fairies are supposed to live down at the bottom of the garden!’