I’ve discovered a secret spring. The water oozes out of the ground leaks into a small puddle then overflows to run down the road and into a drain. I think I’ll build a bottling plant on the site and sell the water, either still or carbonated, to all the supermarkets. I’ll make millions! After all, the raw material is free and bubbling up all the time. If the supply wanes I can always stick a pipe down the drain and recover my lost assets.Anyone with some idle cash like a sure-fire investment? Think of it – money bubbling up out of the ground waiting to be picked up and bottled.
Of course it could just be a burst water main.